The president of the United States once again tried his hardest to tell the country that green is blue in a loud message sent to his private group of supporters, writing:
“The Reflecting Pool, which got damaged by the Vandals and Radical Left SCUM who hate our country, has been working fine for the last two days.
It looks really nice!
After July 4th, we will let the water flow again, repair the expensive waterproof covering that was damaged, using knives and a lot of hard work, including fixing the 350-foot cut on the right side, so it looks just like it did two weeks ago, when it was absolutely perfect!”
“This will all happen very fast.
Security is keeping a close eye on the nearly 70 other Monuments, Statues, and Fountains we’ve fixed in Washington, D.C.If someone attacks any of them, they could get up to 10 years in prison.By the way, go check it out — The Reflecting Pool is amazing!Thank you for your attention to this matter.President DONALD J.TRUMP.”
Unfortunately, we can all see things with our own eyes, and we know this isn’t true.
We know there was no damage done with knives, and we know the president is still talking about these fake tough antifa men with big muscles that seem to occupy a lot of his thinking.
The fact that he’s still trying to push this nonsense is another sign of how crazy and disconnected from reality he really is.
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