Wonder what excuse they’ll come up with this time…
The 11 a.m.
Tuesday concert at Trump’s Most Incredible State Fair You’ve Ever Seen, Maybe The Most Tremendous In The History Of Fairs only made things worse for Trump’s problems with crowd sizes.
A senior editor at NOTUS noticed there were more band members than people at the event, though he said the bass section was “quite good.”
It’s really sad for these young musicians, who are suffering because of Trump’s actions—like climate change (it’s 93 degrees today in D.C.) and his decision to turn the 250th anniversary Great American State Fair into a personal celebration for himself and his MAGA supporters.
Maybe the field is actually full of people, but they’re just covered in green algae.
Or maybe antifa knocked down a big fake Wile Coyote-style painted lawn to make it look like no one was there.
We’re sure Donald is already thinking up some ridiculous excuse right now, because he can’t handle it when everyone knows he’s got a little…crowd.
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