The Trump family has chosen to mix up their fun projects and is hosting a big event for Melania’s movie called “MELANIA” at the Trump-Kennedy Center. Let’s just say the people invited are not really the kind of company you’d want to be around — they’re pretty low class and not very nice.
Who wouldn’t want to mingle with someone like Dr. Phil, the daytime TV guy?
Or Dr. Oz? Or Waka Flocka Flame, the rapper from the 2010s? Or maybe Pete Anthony Sciarrino III, the guy who does magic tricks on social media? And what about Maria Baritomo, the Fox News host? Or Jordan Belfort, the guy who did some really bad stuff and was in the movie Wolf of Wall Street?
Then there are the people who have to be there, like Pete Hegseth, the guy in charge of liquor, Usha Vance, the second first lady, Pam Bondi, the attorney general, Kash Patel, the FBI director (and his girlfriend, of course), and RFK Jr., who probably wants all the popcorn to be cooked in beef tallow and sprinkled with roadkill.
When Barack Obama was president, he had big events at the Kennedy Center with famous people like Mel Brooks, Dave Brubeck, Robert De Niro, Grace Bumbry, Bruce Springsteen, Meryl Streep, Neil Diamond, Yo-Yo Ma, Sonny Rollins, Barbara Cook, The Eagles, James Taylor, Mavis Staples, Martha Argerich, and Al Pacino.
There’s a 100% chance that Trump will be sitting in the audience feeling really sad and grumbling to himself about how Obama got to celebrate with the biggest stars and icons, while he’s stuck watching a movie that nobody cares about, with old talk show hosts and internet magicians.
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