It’s just starting to hit President Burger Brain that he’s opened Pandora’s Happy Meal, and instead of getting a tasty quarter pounder of success, he’s set off a firestorm of terrible violence that’s gone way out of control, with big problems for the whole world—especially for the one thing he cares about, his approval rating.
It turns out, flipping off the whole world and using memes to push around allies isn’t really a smart way to run foreign policy.
Unlike the “Coalition of the Willing” that Bush brought together during the Iraq War, Trump is struggling to get his allies to join a mess that no sensible person would want to get involved in.
“Without the U.S.A., NATO IS A PAPER TIGER!
They didn’t want to join the fight to stop a nuclear Iran. Now that fight is MILITARILY WON, with almost no danger for them. They complain about high oil prices but don’t want to help open the Strait of Hormuz, a simple military move that’s the main reason for the high prices. So easy for them to do, with so little risk. COWARDS, and we will REMEMBER! President DONALD J. TRUMP” raged the President on Truth Social.
Gas prices are going up fast because almost all oil transport through the Strait of Hormuz has stopped, which Iran shut down under threat of missiles in response to Trump’s illegal, unprovoked war of choice that has killed thousands of innocent people.
The Houthis in Yemen have now said they will join the war in support of Iran, making the Red Sea a dangerous place for shipping—and they’ve already shown they can stand up to the U.S. military and win.
Now America is all alone, and the war is not going well.
Trump is getting upset and trying to find someone, ANYONE, to fix this so he can go back to planning his ballroom.
Sorry, Trump—Daddy isn’t coming with a million-dollar loan to bail you out this time!
FAFO, as your annoying little social media team loves to brag so much.
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