The president has lost whatever little was left of his mind. During a cabinet meeting today, in the middle of war, with a gas price crisis, a TSA funding crisis, a housing crisis, and a healthcare crisis to deal with, the president began ranting and raving about…pens.
“See this pen right here? This pen is an interesting example. It’s the same thing.”
“So this pen is very inexpensive, but it writes well. I like it. But I can’t have the pen the way it was.”
“You know what it is. I don’t want to give too much publicity, but they do treat me well. Sharpie.”
“So I came here, they have thousand-dollar pens. And you know, you hand pens out, you’re signing and you hand them out, you’re handing them to all these people. Sometimes you have 30, 40 people.”
“And they were a thousand dollars a piece. Beautiful pen. Ballpoint. Thousand. It was gold, silver, gorgeous. But I’m handing out to kids that don’t even know what they are.”
“What is this, mommy? It’s kids. They’re getting a pen for a thousand dollars. They have no idea what it is.”
“And I feel guilty because I’m like, you know, I’m by nature. I don’t, you know, it’s the government. I love the government.”
“Like I love myself economically. I want to save money. So I’m saying this is crazy.”
“And it had another problem. They didn’t write well. So I take it out and I saw it and there’s no ink.”
“And I got all you people looking. And you say there must be something wrong with Trump. And there’s no ink in the pen, and it costs a thousand dollars.”
“This one I call the guy. I said, I’d like to use your pen, but I can’t have a great thing with a big S on it. Same Sharpie as I’m signing a trillion-dollar airplane contract to buy brand new fighter jets, brand new B2 bombers, of which we just ordered plenty.”
“I can’t do that with the press. Use your pen. But I like the pen the best, but I’ll sign it.”
“I could do like Biden did, you know, give it to somebody else to sign or an auto pen, or maybe sign it separately in another room. But I can’t use your pen. You said, well, I can make it nicer.
So what can you do? He said, I’ll paint it black. I said, that’s nice. And I can even paint the White House on it, sir, if you like, in gold, almost real gold, not bad.”
“And I can even do your signature, sir. And by the way, this was not staged. I just saw the pen sit there.”
“I thought that this is an example of how twenty five million dollars spent by me at the Federal Reserve Building would be a better job than four billion dollars that they’re spending. And you know, one of the things.”
What in the HELL is he talking about?
This is just complete and utter gibberish from the president of the United States, a man who is currently being presented with options for a military invasion of Iran.
He needs to be removed from office IMMEDIATELY, whether it’s impeachment, the 25th Amendment, institutionalization in an old folks home, WHATEVER.
He cannot be allowed to send our troops into harm’s way when he clearly is incapable of comprehending the reality around him.
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