“DOZY DON WHO LOOKS AWFUL RECENTLY (‘THE HANDS’) IS LYING ON LIVE TELEVISION! HIS SO CALLED ‘FCC CHAIR’ BRENDAN CARR MUST IMMEDIATELY APPLY THE MADE UP ‘JIMMY KIMMEL’ RULE AND KICK TRUMP OFF TV!!! LETS GO BRENDAN! — GCN” wrote Newsom’s Press Office on X. The account has been regularly enraging MAGA world by mocking Trump’s deranged communication style.
The “Dozy Don” moniker is a clear reference to the fact that Trump can’t stop falling asleep at public events including at a 9/11 commemoration event and the US Open Final. Psychologists John Gartner and Harry Segal have suggested that this worsening habit of his is a symptom of dementia.
Newsom’s mention of “the hands” is a reference to Trump’s bloated, irritated hands. He has also displayed swollen ankles. The White House has admitted that he has malfunctioning valves that cause blood to pool in his legs, but many suspect that we’re not getting the full story.
“Congestive heart failure is what typically causes swelling, you know, largely swollen ankles. I think he’s not, I mean, he’s not doing well,” Segal said.
“They’re obviously hiding the more serious problem. He’s probably getting some kind of IV fluids,” said Gartner.
Newsom previously slammed ABC for the Kimmel suspension. The late night host’s show was pulled ostensibly over some tame remarks he made about Charlie Kirk’s killer, but it’s obvious that ABC is simply pandering to Trump who has long wanted Kimmel cancelled.
“Corrupt, despicable, & spineless behavior. A coordinated effort to control the media is happening before our eyes & it needs to be called out,” Newsom’s press office account wrote on Wednesday.
Newsom also wrote on his personal account that Republicans are “buying and controlling media platforms. Firing commentators. Canceling shows. These aren’t coincidences. It’s coordinated. And it’s dangerous. The GOP does not believe in free speech. They are censoring you in real time.”
“There is no such thing as free speech under Donald Trump’s reign,” he wrote in a separate post.